How to escape cooking

Pretend getting a infectious disease
1.Search the symptom of the infectious diseaseThink about a common infectious disease.Make sure everyone around you know how painful is it.
2.get to the kitchen before anyone else
Make sure you arrive first and active.Pick up what you want to have as your lunch or dinner.Then do some simple work,like washing vegetables.
3.tell them you are ill"Carelessly" tell your partner you are not sure about a disease.Let him or her introduce the symptom to you.After he or she describe how painful and annoying is it,tell him or her you are getting this disease "carelessly".
4.Take every chance he or her suggest you to restHe or she must not want to be infect by you.Every time she or he show sympathy you should grasp the chance and agree with the suggestion.Tell him or her you won't rest so long and will be back as soon as possible.
5.Close the door
Close the door and make a noise when you go to bed,as long as he or she can know you are having a rest.then,you can do what you want to do in your room.
6.get out of your roomCalculate the right time to get out,the best time is she is nearly finish cooking.Go to the toilet first and then go to the kitchen.Help him or her clean the table and thank her.